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Joke of the Day
"MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves"
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"I've never had personalized license plates, but don't worry, I still know how to waste most of my discretionary income."
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, ""40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?"""
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"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"
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