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Joke of the Day

"When I see a couple sharing the same facebook account I always want to ask them which one of you got caught having an affair"

"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."

"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."

"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"

"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"

"How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number... you've probably never heard of it....."

"Like I know pizza is a thing that everyone likes and talks about liking but sometimes I take a bite and am overwhelmed by how perfect it is."