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Joke of the Day
"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."
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"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."
"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."
"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."
"Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!"
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"
"[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda"
"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected. --Henry Cate VII"