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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."

"Voldemort's parents took the ""I got your nose"" game a little to seriously."

"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"

"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."

"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."

"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."

"No, autocorrect, I'm not ""pooping"" popcorn. Not now anyway. Later, yes, but I don't plan to text about it."

"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."