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Joke of the Day
"I have to say to you something... something."
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"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"
"You know who really likes debates? De fish"
"http://i.imgur.com/p7HBLoo.jpg Oklahoma rest stops be so nasty."
"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"
"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."
"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""
"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"
"Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number."