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Joke of the Day

"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"[fans out the deck] Pick a card, any card.. Memorize it.. [hits you in the face with a shovel] KING OF SPADES! [walks off]"

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."

"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."

"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao"

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"

"Oh man, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. Looks like I'm gonna have to backtrack 25 years."

"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."

"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"