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Joke of the Day
"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."
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"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."
"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"
"Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence."
"What is the temperature of a ton-ton? Luke warm"
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
"If a chick gets a tattoo of a horse on her boob, by the time she's 70, it'll be a giraffe!"
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""
"Studio Dunkers-that's an odd name for store-brand Oreos. I'd like a written explanation from Duane Reade."