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Joke of the Day

"You know who really likes debates? De fish"

"What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo."

"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."

"Why did the lesbian go to Sports Authority? because she didn't like dicks."

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"

"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"

"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"

"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."