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Joke of the Day

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."

"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."

"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"

"I hope you don't take this joke literally but if you do, please return it later."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."

"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."