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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"
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"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"
"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
"How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight."
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""
"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."