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Joke of the Day
"""This ain't my first Romeo."" -slutty Juliet"
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"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"
"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"
"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."
"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."
"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is... .... you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club"
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"