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Joke of the Day
"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."
Next Joke
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."
"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."
"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."
"There is never an excuse to use a contract killer Always pay-as-you-go."
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"A blonde was watching the news and saw that two Brazilian skydivers died in a horrific accident. She responds with, ""two Brazilian? Is that more than a billion?""."
"Why did the heart get sent to police station? Cardiac arrest."
"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."