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Joke of the Day

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."

"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."

"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"

"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."

"You know what really sucks? Sluts."

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"