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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"

"Fun Fact: The term HIV is actually Roman for High Five Pass it on...then again maybe not."

"They told us to get in formation So, I started investigating."

"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."

"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count, and people who can't"

"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"