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Joke of the Day
"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."
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"Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms."
"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"
"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."
"The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor... My calculus professor was no help at all."
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"In my will I am leaving everything to the imagination."
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."
"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."
"Who was the first mathematician? A concave man"