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Joke of the Day
"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."
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"Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))"
"I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in."
"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."
"I put the FU in FUN "
"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"
"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."
"How many black guys does it take to cook chicken? None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen."
"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
"Have you had a German hotdog? They're the wurst"