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Joke of the Day
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
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"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"
"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"
"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."
"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"
"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."
"I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom."
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"
"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."