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Joke of the Day
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
Next Joke
"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"
"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."
"So embarrassed... ...thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. But then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase"
"Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."