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Joke of the Day

"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."

"A priest ,a rabbi and a homeless man walk into a bar.. The homeless man order a beer while the rabbi and priest do jager bombs . Who's gonna pick up the tab?"

"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"[Personal ad] Seeking hostile female rage rhino to suffocate me with her thighs. Smoker's cough a plus. Oxygen tank required. No crazies."

"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"

"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."

"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"