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Joke of the Day

"I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind."

"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? About one U.S Leader."

"What is the difference between a politician and a mortician? A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"

"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."

"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."

"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."