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Joke of the Day

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"

"My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. Then i slowed down and started using lube."

"So, a squirrel walks into a bar- -k"