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Joke of the Day
"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways."
"Interviewer: Are you good at programming? Me: Yes, I'm very good at writing nondeterministic C++ programs. Interviewer gives me the job. #nerdjokes"
"Stranger man at the beach asked me, ""Y'all got a boat?"" I said we have three, but they're old Fisher-Price models. It took him a moment."
"Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes."
"In Soviet Russia, The LSD take you."
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"
"Monsters won't stop chasing me. I don't wanna play today dammit!"
"20/__ -- Cyclops with perfect vision"