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Joke of the Day

"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"

"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."

"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"

"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."

"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"

"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."