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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."
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"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."
"Ate at w pho restaurant and based on my waitress' facial reaction I'm not sure if I asked for a fork or killed her entire family"
"The slogan for the local sheriff's department: ""We aim to police!"""
"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."
"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."
"Hippocrates was pretty damn smart ... for a horse."
"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"