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Joke of the Day
"What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt"
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"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"""Why is your blow up doll half deflated?"" ""She was getting a little heavy.."""
"Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms"
"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."
"What did the mexican say to the Highlander? There can only be Juan."
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""