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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
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"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
"COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."
"To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"
"How is anal sex like your first car? It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway."
"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"
"You guys wanna hear a sushi joke? Alright... How do you make a tuna roll? Push it down a hill."
"People are like onions... I always cry when I cut them up."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."