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Joke of the Day
"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
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"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"
"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."
"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""
"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."
"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."