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Joke of the Day
"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
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"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."
"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."
"I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before. I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them."
"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."
"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"
"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."
"sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately. I've been reading the Cheesecake Factory menu"