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Joke of the Day
"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
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"Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates."
"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"
"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."
"what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty"
"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"
"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."
"Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam."