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Joke of the Day

"What is God's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"

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"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."
"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"
"Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson."
"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"
"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."
"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"