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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"

"For Valentine's Day, I bought a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates... ...and passed out alone on the couch, same as every night."

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when i do, he laughs"

"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"

"So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it)"