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Joke of the Day

"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"

"I don't make typos. I make new words."

"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"

"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."

"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."

"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"