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Joke of the Day

"I am fresh out of milkshakes, but I'm pretty sure that my willingness to put out on the first date will bring all the boys to the yard."

"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."

"A good old sexiste joke What is the difference between a women driving strawberries? None, both are collect in a field."

"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."

"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""

"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."

"My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia."

"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."

"It was a rude awakening when I woke up and realized all my favorite porn stars were at least 4 years younger than me. Turning 16 sucked. =/"

"What's the difference between a seamstress and a whale A seamstress cuts up frills and a whale fucks up krill's."