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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
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"I opened Twitter at a red light once, and when I looked up, a week had passed and I was sitting in police impound."
"What does a gay horse eat? Dick you idiot."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"
"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""
"What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"My dreams are like dinosaurs.... All big and dead."
"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"