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"I don't make typos. I make new words."
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"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""
"What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?"
"TIL: Captain Hook ran an entire pirate ship. He did it single handedly too. He was a bit out of breath afterwards though."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"Great Comcast customer service http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-asshole-brown-but-i-1682409072 Best article i red in while."
"Whats your favourite brand of beer? When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser"
"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."
"Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]"