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Joke of the Day

"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"

"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"

"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."

"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."

"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."

"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."

"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."

"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"

"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"

"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."