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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""

"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub and the ""F"" out of way."

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Allergy alert: This tweet may contain peanuts."

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."

"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"

"Everyone's unique! For instance, I like milk in my coffee, but other people are dying of malnutrition."

"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."

"When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else."