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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""

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"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"
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"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"
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"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"
"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"
"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"
"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."