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Joke of the Day

"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."

"Teach a man to fish and feed him for a day. Shoot him in the face and never have to deal with that whiny douchebag again."

"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""

"The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel. Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!"

"Guess what? You didn't guess what."

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."

"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time"

"I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel's program ""Deadliest Catch"" wasn't about first marriages."