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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"

"Been watching Sharknado. When did Tara Reid turn 60??"

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps."

"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks for some ""H2O."" His friend asks for some ""H2O too."" His friend dies."

"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""

"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin..."