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"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"What is Donald Trumps favourite rap group? Run-DNC"
"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"
"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""
"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"Knock-Knock [pic]"
"""Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?"" ""Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"""
"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."