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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo"
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"People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again."
"World Peace."
"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."
"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."
"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."
"For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)"
"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."
"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"
"I like my pizza like I like my pizza: pizza"