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Joke of the Day

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"

"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."

"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."

"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"