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Joke of the Day

"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."

"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Got in trouble with the wife at dinner time last night. Apparently when she asked me to turn on the veg, fingering her disabled sister isn't what she meant."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."

"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"