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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."
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"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"
"if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy"
"Most people think it is perfectly okay to recharge a battery. I think it's revolting."
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."
"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"