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Joke of the Day

"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."

"How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure he`s got the right hole."

"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."

"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"

"Seals are just dog mermaids."

"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"