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"The Flame of my Lighter smells of burned Nosehair!"
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"What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !"
"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
"I can't sleep; so I went out & got 2 donuts, glued them to my eyes, climbed up a tree & pretended I'm an owl."
"Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."
"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"
"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"
"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."
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"When I was 5, my Uncle Bob asked me to sit on his lap. It was quite touching, really."