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Joke of the Day

"I'm good at turning on. .. Electronics"

"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"

"After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score."

"How much electricity is in the ground? 1 Terrahertz"

"Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED"

"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly."

"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."

"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""