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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"

"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky."

"Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down."

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."

"Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver."

"An assault rifle that only shoots blanks should be called a JK-47! I am fun at parties please invite me to them."

"How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"