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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
Next Joke
"Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight? Because he is stronger than you."
"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"
"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."
"What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? Clint Southwood"
"Active voice: I loved your book Passive voice: Your book was loved Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you felt the need to write a book"
"Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court The judge said to Mickey, ""You say here that your wife is crazy."" Mickey replied, ""I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."""
"Someone told this at a Disney campground. What's large, gray, and comes in quarts? An Elephant."