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Joke of the Day

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

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"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"
"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."
"When someone has Taken your car who should you call? Liam Nissan"
"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."
"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."
"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."