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Joke of the Day

"Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED"

"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."

"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."

"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"

"I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty."

"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."

"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."

"Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days"