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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."
Next Joke
"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."
"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."
"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."
"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"
"Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't know it was ""bring your feelings to work day""."
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
"My wife asked me why I was walking around the house with a gun I responded, ""Because of those fucking decepticons!"" I laughed. She laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
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