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Joke of the Day

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"Do you know where my mexican hat is? - It's somewhere bro.. Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?"

"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? Pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."

"It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road."

"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"

"Calling someone ""stupid"" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis."

"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"TIFU: My wife told me she wants to get a tattoo on her lower back. I told her to get one of a beautiful young woman so I'd have something to fantasize about."