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Joke of the Day
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
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"Oral contraceptive I recently had an experience with oral contraceptives. I asked a woman if she would like have sex with me. She said, ""No""."
"Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time"
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."
"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"
"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."
"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"
"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"
"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."