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Joke of the Day
"Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?"
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"What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."
"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."
"I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them"
"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."
"There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin."
"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."
"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."