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Joke of the Day
"What did the utahraptor say as Wonder Woman tried to beat him up? Di, no!"
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"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"
"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."
"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"
"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"
"Reddit's future:"
"[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes"
"If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food"
"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."